This is me looking very, very disgruntled.
So this is the first and possibly the last post I will write.
The amount of writting I do at the moment is in direct proportion to
a) How difficult my nails make it to type.
b) Boredom.
c) Motivation
d) Intoixication
So that's it in a nutshell, and to think just months ago I was entertaining dreams of becoming a pulitizer prize winning novelist with a cottage in Katoomba.
But all cynicism aside, we haven't been formally introduced. I am Amanda, or more well known as Lithy which means Easily Bent. I am however not so flexible.
I enjoy watching movies, Coke Zero, Wine, chain smoking, cold weather and gingernuts.
I hate onions, intrusions on my personal space, bad hair days and couples who address all questions with "we" (we thought that was so funny, we don't really like Stanley Kubrick moves) and for your information I am part of a couple that's somehow managed to retain our Me and You status through co-habitation and engagement so Ha I spit at your use of adressing everything with merging terms.
I reside in Penrith which is as close as I can get to Katoomba right now, I work in call centres. I don't plan to always work in a call centre however if this happens I will not be upset - I will just use that as further determination to improve on my drinking problem.
I'm a short statured, medicated and neurotic loud mouth who will happily eat lemon gelati and watch antiques road show till I die. If given the option I would also like to be chainsmoking, sipping Jager bombs and occasionally playing aquagolf.
So that really it. I'm engaged, I chose quality over quantity and now keep a small but wonderful group of friends. I think PETA is bullshit and I hope Obama wins - not just out of fear that someone like Sarah Palin could possibly be in some form of power higher that a bake sale but because I like what he represents.
Ciao for now meow said the cow.
